1.De kleuter van Jeremiah ziet een huis vol mensen. Klinkt gezellig. 

Toddler, sleepily: "A lot of people live in our house."
Me: "Momma, Matty, and me. That's all."
Toddler, pointing behind me: "And them too."
I turn to see an empty hallway. I'm 99% certain it was an empty hallway.

— Jeremiah Tolbert (@jeremiahtolbert) December 8, 2017

2. En hij blijkt ook nog eens flink wat levenservaring te hebben. 

Update! Talked with the wife. Turns out my toddler has been talking a lot about "When I was big." Like, he told her today:

"When I was big, I lived in France."

Do I… do I need a young priest and an old priest? https://t.co/z0BLzCEEDG

— Jeremiah Tolbert (@jeremiahtolbert) December 9, 2017

3. Kate weet waar Jeremiah het over heeft en krijgt er zo te lezen de rillingen van. 

Yikes. At that age, my son once asked me about "the quiet man" and pointed to nobody, so I know this place.

— Kate Heartfield (@kateheartfield) December 8, 2017

4. De opmerking van het kind van Jennifer schrikt ons nóg meer af. 

I our case it was “Mommy, what’s that thing in the mirror?”
“What thing in the mirror?”
“The one that does this.” *frenzied scratching movements*

— Jennifer de Guzman Dreamt that Somebody Loved Her (@Jennifer_deG) December 8, 2017

5. Terwijl de meeste kinderen het bij ‘papa’ of ‘mama’ houden, is een van de eerste woorden van de dochter van Chris ‘geest’. 

3AM I was changing nappy of my 2Yo once, when in the darkness she started laughing. Then, looking straight behind me she pointed over my shoulder, CLEARLY repeating "Ghost, Ghost, Ghost!" 😬

She was just learning to speak. We'd NEVER said that word to her. I still get chills.

— Chris Gillard (@FragileLands) December 11, 2017

6. “Hoi geest.”

My 3yr old grandson knocks on the living room door and asks for 'ghost'. The other day the door blew open, he looked up and said, 'ghost come down stairs now, hello ghost'. My daughter and I looked at each other in horror.

— Wendy Emsen (@Wendxii) December 11, 2017

7. Thomas en zijn zusje kregen vroeger bezoek van een oude vrouw in een schommelstoel.

https://twitter.com/Nicex2VeryNice/status/940129734842896384

8. Zou het een nachtmerrie zijn geweest? Laten we het hopen.

When I was a toddler, a bodyless head talking to me on my bed. Red big eyes, green complexion, bushy beard & hairstyle like Don King on his bad hair day. He yelled at me. I cried calling my parents, but they couldn't see the monster. Now I'm 40 but still remember every detail.

— Rna (@R_naLee) December 11, 2017

9. En niet alleen kinderen zien dingen die wij niet zien: katten ook. 

I think there are some jinns in the toilet which my cats don't like
And anytime I shoo them away
They begin to growl and hiss
And there was this day I almost had a stroke
My cats began chewing on the affected part of my body, woke me up and got help

— Onny (@Ogbanje_) December 11, 2017

10. Kip-pen-vel. 

https://twitter.com/ClasssicSummer/status/940058768833855488

11. Toeval bestaat niet. 

My niece told me the story of her little girl waking up in her bedroom and seeing some older women looking in the door at her. She described two of these women to my niece and her descriptions matched my deceased mother and grandmother. Spooky, but yet kind of nice.

— PaulaJacksonParm't'r (@PaulaJax74) December 11, 2017

12. Witte gezichten voor je raam: dat is spooky.

I once told my dad when I came to sleep with him and my mom after he asked me why I was there "There are white faces in the window staring at me and I don't like it." I slept on the second floor with no way for anyone to get up to my window.

— IM JUST A SPOOKY TREE (grimnir 320/300) (@MinkRuler) December 10, 2017

13. Deze geest luistert tenminste wel.

But there is a little boy I hear once a week running up and down my hallway laughing. At least he is well behaved, when I ask him to be quiet because I am trying to sleep he runs off. I live alone in a house built in 1888.

— Boxswapper (@boxswapper) December 10, 2017

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