1. Erg romantisch. 

Call me old fashioned, but sending a dick pic is disgusting and lazy. Real love means sending a nice bouquet of penises.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 29, 2015

2. Arm kind. 

I'm teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it's mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 5, 2015

3. En maar denken dat hij z’n dochter meenam naar Disneyland. 

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 30, 2017

4. En zo feliciteert hij zijn vrouw Blake Lively. Afgesneden van de foto. 

Happy Birthday to my amazing wife. pic.twitter.com/7vulMXqOdp

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 26, 2017

5. En in 2016 feliciteerde hij haar zo. 

Just want to wish Billy Ray Cyrus the most special, magical birthday ever. I love you with all my heart. Also, Happy Birthday to my wife.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 25, 2016

6. Nog steeds mooi die Eiffeltoren. 

It's cold in Paris, so the Eiffel Tower is smaller than normal, but still, so beautiful. pic.twitter.com/t6j0jjPTsT

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 26, 2016

7. En ook over toiletten in ’t vliegtuig heeft hij iets lolligs te zeggen. 

Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 23, 2017

8. En zelfs angst kan hij grappig maken.

If pure anxiety was an Olympic sport, I'd feel really fucking anxious about all the gold medals I just won like a BOSS.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 17, 2016

9. Over honden uitlaten in de ochtend.

In the morning, I like to let the dogs out and sing, "Who let the dogs out" before punching myself in the face as hard as I fucking can.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 26, 2015

10. Grappig over het vaderschap is ‘ie zeker. 

My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 16, 2017

11. En hij geeft ook tips. 

Tip: It's important parents take little "time outs" for themselves too. Even if you feel pretty guilty when you return 14 years later.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) May 3, 2016

12. Ook deelt hij zijn gedachten over beroemdheden. Zo hier over Johnny Cash. 

"Hurt" by Johnny Cash. Good luck making love with that song stuck in your head.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 26, 2017

13. En hier zijn mening over gluten in Los Angeles. 

People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 7, 2017

14. Of over de eerste date met zijn vrouw. 

Actual footage from the first date with my wife. Tried to surprise her and totally forgot I was a fucking shark. pic.twitter.com/7AxuauYH2e

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 24, 2016

15. En ook zijn moeder wordt in de maling genomen. 

Happy Mother's Day, Mom. Painfully, you gave birth 468 weeks late. I was 9. We were both so happy to be free. pic.twitter.com/B7TDWRuWUe

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) May 8, 2016

16. En praat hij over borstvoeding. 

It's 2016. I'm not going to start drinking regular milk just because some asshat has a problem with public breastfeeding at the beach.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 28, 2016

17. Creativiteit is niet z’n sterkste kant blijkbaar. 

I'm making an oil painting of my sister, Sarah. And it's more difficult than I thought because I don't have a sister.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 11, 2016